TITLE: It Was A Dark And Stormy Night
AUTHOR: stellar_dust
EMAIL: stellar_dust_x@yahoo.com
WEBSITE: http://katycat.net/xfiles/
ARCHIVE/FEEDBACK: Absolutely!
KEYWORDS: AU, post-col, mytharc, MSR, H
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Suddenly, an alien spaceship appeared 
above the house!
CHALLENGE: First Lines (Apologies to Schulz, 
L'Engle, Bulwer-Lytton, and *especially* 
Snoopy.)
DISCLAIMER: Oh, good grief! Of course they 
aren't mine!
DATE: 07/01/04
NOTE: You can find the original test of 
Snoopy's story here: 
http://www.everything2.net/index.pl?node_id=557
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It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

by Katy

Part I

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, the 
lights went out! A door slammed. A little girl 
screamed.

Suddenly, an alien spaceship appeared above the 
house!

While millions of people were succumbing to the 
alien virus, the smoking man watched and 
smiled. Meanwhile, in a small apartment in 
Virginia, a young man was having nightmares.

Part II

A light snow was falling, and the FBI agent 
with the vermilion hair had not found a new 
lead all day.

At that very moment, the Assistant Director of 
the FBI was making an important discovery. The 
mysterious patient in Room 213 had finally 
awakened. She moaned softly.

Could it be that she was the little girl who 
was abducted by aliens, who was the sister of 
the young man in Virginia who loved the FBI 
agent with the vermilion hair? The A.D. 
frowned.

"They're here!" the Russian shouted, and forty 
thousand grey E.B.E.s descended into the 
capitol city. The two men rolled on the ground 
grappling between the murderous weaponry. A 
left and a right. A left. Another left and 
right. An uppercut to the jaw. The fight was 
over. And so the planet was saved.

The A.D. sat by himself in one corner of the 
coffee shop. He had learned about the Truth, 
but more importantly, he had learned something 
about life.

THE END